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This December, Astrologer Mi Gerer is bringing us the juice for each sign. Are you sipping on some punch at the holiday party or drowning in eggnog? MADE is unleashing everything you’ll need to get you through the family gatherings, giving you some major keys to success. Find out if the holidays are bringing you more than a few extra pounds this month and peep your monthly horoscope brought to us exclusively for MADE.
December kicks off with a favorable day to turn friends into lovers. Why not accidentally end up under a mistletoe? Career wise you should act now. You’ll have time until the 19th before devilish mercury turns retrograde. The good news: during the retrograde period even if communication seems slower you could be hearing back from a company that you applied for a while ago. Just have a little patience. If you decided to take that bold move to confess your love to your friend, you’ll be flying high on cloud 9, from December 7th. Venus will be entering Aquarius your 11th house of friendships and dreams sweetening up all of your relationships.
Around the full moon on the 13th, a blog you’ve been working on might be ready to launch or you could be taking a short vacation to a city nearby. Just before Christmas, it would be a good idea to take a break and really try to meditate and go within. Warrior planet Mars will be entering Pisces your 12th house of the unconscious. On the same day, Mercury will be turning retrograde. Take it slow, relax and save your energy to go full force on the 29th, when Uranus the groundbreaker (currently in your personal sign) finally turns direct and the new moon in Capricorn hits your 10th house of career and honors. This day will be more than magical for you to manifest your dreams. Christmas day, Jupiter the planet of expansion, currently in your relationship sector will be opposing retrograde Uranus the rebel planet which has been in your sign for a while now. This energy can be difficult to manage but in the end, you will be able to truly be yourself especially in your love relationships.
You have a lot on your plate, from daily work duties to important career decisions. Don’t worry too much since this month will kick off with a favorable aspect between initiator planet Mars and lucky Jupiter. If you are planning to ask for a raise you should do so from the 7th when Venus the ultra charmer moves into Aquarius, your career & reputation sector. Mars will team up in your friendship sector fueling the fire in you to reach higher. Fight for the cause you believe in. Exactly, open up your mind to new beliefs. Mental Mercury and the bright sun will be illuminating your spiritual 9th house of the higher mind. Mercury will turn retrograde from the 19th. If you are traveling you should watch out not to miss your flight. Mercury retrograde can really mess things up. Make sure to get to the airport extra early. #Delays
The 13th full moon in Gemini, which will fall into your money sector, marks a highlight for you this month. You could be finally reaching that financial goal you set for yourself. Full moons usually bring endings, which means you could also be forced to let go of one of your possessions. The 26th will be an intense day. Do not overindulge in drugs or drinks. Expansive Jupiter will be opposing Uranus in your unconscious house and right after Uranus will be turning direct (5 months retrograde). Uranus is the planet of surprises. A spicy secret could come to the surface just before new years. The month ends on a beautiful note with a magical Capricorn new moon sparking you with new thoughts about long distance travel and exploring new cultures. Happy 2017!
It’s going to be a hot month for you Gemini you little devil. The planets are firing up the sexual areas of your Astro wheel. You are ruled by Mercury, which means it is very important for you to get turned on mentally. Thinking about erotic fantasies can get you sizzling right away. You have been aware of the secret powers of the mind from birth. On December 7 Venus enters your exotic 9th house. If Single, chances are high you could start an affair with a foreigner. The 9th house also rules spirituality, Kama Sutra & soul merging. Damn! You better try and spend new years at some faraway land! I promise you will have your grand finale of 2016! Mid December there is another highlight! A full moon in your sign will mark a climax of your personal accomplishments, just think about how much you achieved this year. Pop open those champagne bottles and start celebrating early! You deserve it! On Christmas, a friend could confess they are in love with you or vice versa. If in a relationship once Mercury turns retrograde it would be a favorable time to truly open yourself up to your partner about your deepest sexual intimacies and fantasies this way you guys can reach a new level of sexual healing. You will have full planetary support, the sun, Mercury and a magical new moon on the 29th all in your 8th house of deep sexuality. It will not only be a highly rewarding sexual month but as well in the career wise you have got your motor running. Mars the go-getter planet will be firing up your engine helping you make the best out of those last days of 2016. Make sure to mingle with and meet new people during the holidays, a new major job offer could be on the cards.
Dear Cancer, December is a gorgeous month for love. It is all about thinking about us rather than I. Your mind body and soul will be craving to find that partner you can devote all of your love to! Seductive Venus will be luring in Aquarius, your intimate 8th house of deep sexuality, get cozy between the sheets with your honey. You are in for a transforming ride. Ultra hot. Your sign is ruled by the moon so of course you get majorly affected by the lunar rhythms.
On the 13th a full moon in Gemini will illuminate your 12th house of the unconscious It’s time to release whatever you have kept inside during 2016, have a calming ritual in your bath tub, let go, purify your soul and reboot. Mars in your expansive 9th house is stimulating your hunger for adventure. Maybe you can plan a tropical last minute new year’s escapade.
You could be bumping into an ex, once Mercury turns retrograde in your 7th house of relationships. The universe is telling you that there are still unresolved issues and retrograde periods force us to rethink and reconsider. Sex with an ex can create more drama. How great it is it to taste the forbidden fruit. Do what you have to do in order to get closure. A magical new moon on the 29th in Capricorn will enlighten your commitment sector, giving you good vibes to start a new cycle. If in a relationship you could be taking it a step further with your sweetie. In case you got a little lost in between career changes, Uranus is coming to your rescue. Uranus, known as the rebellious planet of surprises is finally turning direct helping you become more focused on what you actually want.
Are you ready to tune your health into deluxe modus? You have full cosmic support to get shredded. Mercury the Sun and a magical new moon will grace your 6th house of health and daily routines for almost all of December. During the holidays it can be hard to keep the balance but you have plenty of positive planets helping you to resist the junk.
Sweet Venus will be moving into Aquarius, your 7th house of relationships and others. Venus makes you more diplomatic, charming and you are able to attract a whole lot of love from your surrounding admirers. This is such a lucky energy to have during the holiday season. I suggest you get a mistletoe tiara and mingle with the crowd. Mars in the mix, currently sizzling in your 8th house of deep sexuality and intimacy will turn you irresistible. This is known to be one of the sexiest planetary transits. December is definitely a steamy month for you lions. On the 13th a powerful full moon in Gemini will be hitting your social sector. A friendship for some reason could be coming to an end. Don’t get too dramatic, as it’s probably for the best. Alternatively, a long awaited dream could be coming true now. Short- or long distance travel? It is hard for you to decide. Wait it out until Uranus turns direct the 29th. Uranus is the planet of surprises, anything can happen. You will probably travel somewhere wonderful last minute. If in a relationship it could be very likely that this trip you are taking is part of your honey’s Christmas gift. All in all, after revising your health carefully this month, thanks to Mercury retrograde and a magical new moon in Capricorn, nothing will stop you from getting into that beautiful routine to look even more fabulous. You have all the powers to slide into 2017 with that ultra glow.
Virgo! December is such a fun and eventful month for you. A juicy planetary medley will be dancing in Capricorn your 5th house of fun, creativity, and true love. Mars in Pisces your opposite sign can go two ways. Either you become more hot-tempered around people or you attract wild sexy & adventurous people. It’s definitely a spicy transit. Who doesn’t enjoy having pre- Christmas shenanigans? Venus will be in your daily routine, health, and work sector. You might overindulge in rich foods but then again, who doesn’t around the holidays? It’s okay to be a little naughty… At your workplace, you are exuding sparks of charm. You’ll notice that your co-workers will want to spend more time with you. Maybe one of them uses the secret Santa opportunity to show how much they care. Christmas time – Jolly time. Once Uranus turns direct in your 8th house of deep sexuality you will be less confused about your urges. Maybe you experimented this year and still have a lot of thoughts about how it really affected you. What you like and what you don’t like. Virgos are kinky as hell. Just putting it out there. On the 13th a mighty full moon in Gemini illuminates your career and reputation zone. Full moons mark climaxes. In your case, a project related to your profession could reach fruition now. You are one of the signs ruled by brainy Mercury, and guess what, Mercury will be turning retrograde in your fun sector on the 19th. An ex could be crawling back into your life. It’s your choice how to handle the situation. If you feel like getting it on again then you should simply use your sexual chemistry and release that tension together between the sheets. If you don’t feel the vibe, you should focus on finishing a creative project you have put aside a while ago. You will feel tense after Christmas. The topic: Your money vs. somebody else’s money, what is of more value to you? Is it time for you to cut that financial cord? You might be still receiving money from a family member. Get out of your comfort zone to kick start 2017 on a more independent note.
All I want for Christmas is you. December surprises you with a whole lot of harmony and sweetness. If you have been thinking to update your current living situation, now would be a favorable time to do so. Mercury and the Sun are entering your 6th house of health and routine and who knows by the time the magical Capricorn new moon hits your domestic zone on the 29th you could have already found a new dreamy crib. At the full moon mid-month, it could be that you maybe finished a degree in higher education or you are back from an exotic trip far away ready to transfer into a new way of living. If you don’t plan on moving, you should definitely spend some quality time with your family. Mercury will be turning retrograde the 19th. Once everybody reunites for Christmas, you and your folks could be discussing new rules and ideas of how to perfectly divide time between your duties and theirs. There is an intense day on the 26th. Do you spend more ‘you’ time or more time with your partner? Decisions are tough and Libra indeed is a very indecisive sign. Astro Pro Tip: don’t make any decisions yet wait till Uranus turns direct on the 29th. Trust me, you will know what the right thing to do is. Relationships overall will be less disruptive and crazy. Just in time to have a romantic new year’s. Your ruling planet Venus will be dancing in your 5th house of fun, true love, and creativity, it can’t get more festive than that. Mars is firing up your 6th house of health and routine giving you that needed boost to get in top shape. Mars transiting through that sector can give you 200 percent more energy to get things done. Use your energy to rearrange your home, paint your walls or get new sheets. Plan to wake up new year’s day in a new habitat.
There will be fireworks in the bedroom already before the new year thanks to the full moon in Gemini hitting your 8th house of deep sexuality and intimacies. Even outside the boudoir, the mistletoe could catch flames, since the sex planet Mars will be entering your 5th house of fun, creativity, and true love. You will be much more adventurous, flirty and wild. Scorpio already a highly sexed sign will be sizzling with passion like a volcano ready to erupt.
Your unconscious and your health will be at odds, especially around Christmas. You are an extreme sign and might have overindulged in bad behaviors this year. Make sure to get back to basics and commence 2017 on a healthy note. Once Uranus the planet of surprises turns direct you will be more focused and ready to get back in shape. With a triple focus in your 3rd house of news & communication, you should definitely put out your work into the world! Creative enterprises should be blooming and you could end up impressing a whole bunch of new folks. Please back up your data and files. Devilish Mercury Retrograde, especially in the communication sector of your chart can really mess things up. Be extra careful when sending out emails or messages from the 19th until the rest of the month.
Sagittarius season is still on, baby! Go hit up the bars in your neighborhood. Venus in Aquarius, your 3rd house of immediate environment, will give you that extra charm to attract somebody just as wild as you to join you on your antics. During the full moon on the 13th in your opposite sign Gemini, a relationship might come to an end. Alternatively, you guys decide to take it a step further and move in together. Full moons are intense and we feel more emotional than usual. There will be another extreme day for you on the 26th. Friends or lovers? You don’t feel like restricting your freedom in any kind of way, but you do like to have a partner in crime. Around Christmas, you will feel a lot of pressure. Wait until Uranus the rebellious planet currently in your social 11th house turns direct. It is quite easy to get into an argument with your family while feisty Mars transits your home sector. You would much rather escape it all and spend Christmas and new years on a tropical getaway. Sorry mom! You’re not a greedy individual but living life to the fullest is paramount to you. In order to provide that lifestyle choice we sometimes need more cash. The retrograde period in Mercury is going to give you some extra time to reevaluate your finances. Reflect on your values and resources. What do you need and what don’t you need? It’s a superb time to begin saving up or starting a new job to improve your overall income. Sagittarius is the sign with endless opportunities. Your 2nd house of finances is ruled by Capricorn whatever you set your mind on financially, you can achieve. Kick start your money making skills at the powerful new moon in Capricorn the 29th. You could develop a safe strategy that could fund all of your crazy adventures. Keep smiling and slide into 2017 with a positivity rush!
Your birthday season is coming up mid-month. I hope you are as excited as everyone else! It’s incredible how the whole world celebrates your birthday, dear Santa! It’s been an incredible year so let’s make the last days of 2016 count! Mercury and the Sun will be dancing in your 1st house of self, making you more passionate and talkative! Venus will be in Aquarius your 2nd house of possessions meaning it is time to spend some money! You are hardworking and you love buying gifts for yourself. You deserve it and it’s your birthday. Mercury will be turning retrograde in your sign on the 19th. If you want to buy electronic equipment or a new phone do so before while Mercury is still direct. At the Full Moon in Gemini on the 13th, you will feel that it is time to improve your overall work conditions or maybe you simply want to start a new fitness routine before the indulgent holiday season kicks in.
Unpredictable Uranus will be shaking up your ground a little this month. There may be some surprises at home especially once you reunite with your family during Christmas. You could also suddenly move house. A job opportunity might force you to relocate. Uranus is the planet of surprises. Even tough Uranus can shock us sometimes, we have to look at the bigger picture and look forward to change. Your new years starts a few days early this year, at the magical new moon in your personal sign! You are going to feel bada** and ready for 2017!
With so much planetary focus in your 12th house of the unconscious, most of December, you may keep your opinions to yourself. You are an air sign and usually very outspoken and open to share your thoughts. During this quiet season, you would benefit immensely from yoga and meditation. Don’t get me wrong, you will still exude charm, in a more mysterious way, though. People will feel a magnetic pull towards you, thanks to Venus being in your sign. When Venus transits our sign it is an excellent time to go get that new haircut or update your style overall. The stars are telling you to go shopping. Don’t just buy presents for your loved ones. Make sure to get something for yourself as well. Don’t buy any electronic equipment during Mercury retrograde, you may regret it later. Mercury turns retrograde the 19th. A creative master piece could be in its final stages, during the Gemini full Moon on the 13th. In your romantic life, a fling could either be coming to an end or you two decide to actually start seeing each other seriously. Uranus your planetary ruler will bring a few shockers at the end of the month. Short- or long distance travel? It is hard for you to decide. Wait it out until Uranus turns direct the 29th. Uranus is the planet of surprises, anything can happen. You will probably travel somewhere wonderful last minute. If in a relationship it could be very likely that this trip you are taking is part of your honey’s Christmas gift. Use the power of the magical new moon the 29th to let go of whatever isn’t serving you anymore. This way you are ready to take on 2017 and make it the best year, yet.
Mars the planet of action and sex will be in your sign all of December, fueling you to reach for the stars. There is still time to turn 2016 around. Venus in your secretive 12th house will make you more mysterious. You will drive people crazy because they won’t be able to figure you out. At the Full moon in Gemini, the 13th a family matter could be finally solved or you could end up moving house. There is a high chance you’ll be bumping into old friends or lovers during Mercury Retrograde. Forgive and forget or find a way to make peace. Once, the new moon illuminates your 11th social house on the 29th, new inspiring friendships will start. Make sure to leave the house and mingle. Mercury, the Sun, and the lunar power will be invading your universal love sector. It’s an abundant time to launch something on social media. If you post something about a movement or a cause you believe, it is very likely now that you’ll attract the right kind of people who feel the same way you do. Dream big! Finances have been up and down, but after Uranus finally turns direct you are more focused on a specific goal and ready to take action!